When your mom wants the house spotless when she comes back after two hours.
When the power goes off:
When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend. You're like:
Trust In Friends:
Expectation:
Reality:
How To Swag:
I wish I could do this to some of my facebook friends:
When I walk into a public toilet and discovers that the toilet isn't flushed.
BIGGEST LIE A CELEBRITY IS CAPABLE OF SAYING:
'I would date a fan'
Posts are via tumblr, no plagiarism intended! :D
~Allyx!
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
When the power goes off:
In school…
On the internet......
When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend. You're like:
Trust In Friends:
Expectation:
Reality:
How To Swag:
Expectations
Reality:
Me:
I wish I could do this to some of my facebook friends:
When I walk into a public toilet and discovers that the toilet isn't flushed.
I’m like:
BIGGEST LIE A CELEBRITY IS CAPABLE OF SAYING:
'I would date a fan'
Posts are via tumblr, no plagiarism intended! :D
~Allyx!
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